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(note: I did not make this, but I kinda love whoever did!)

Title: A Goddamn Christmas Miracle
Author: therumjournals
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 4,330
Summary: Written for space_wrapped. This is a trequel. It follows A Very Profane Christmas (space_wrapped 2009) and Perverse Christmas Cheer (space_wrapped 2010).
Warnings: blasphemy, erotic Christmas poetry, felching, first-person, and unabashed sap

( Jim, where the fuck did you find a Santa hat? )

7 Biggest Mary Sues in Pop Culture - LOL. #5 and #2 are relevant to our interests.

Not sure if I shared this one yet - growing up LGBT - Born This Way

Huh, I thought I had more to share. Ummmm...here, ( have a hot picture of Zach. )

Title: feel so much and feel nothing at all
Author: therumjournals
Fandom: Star Trek RPF
Pairings: Chris/Zach, Chris/OFC
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3,750
Summary: It’s not like it’s cheating. I mean…it’s just us.
A/N: Now with het! This is the third and final installment of the Gay Club AU that I started last year:
i got soul, i'm so wasted.
1: i could use another round, so i could really get on down
2: you wanna go to a party tonight
Warning: het

( drinkin’ what you want, tonight it’s all on me )

OMG Zach's Kickstarter video. All I'm saying is - I TOTALLY CALLED THAT NOAH IS BRITISH.

From the video -
Zach: Hello, good day. My name is Noah. You may recognize me from paparazzi shots walking about Silver Lake.
Sian: That is so not even close to his voice, there is no way he's British.
Zach: Yeah, he is British. He actually...he swam here from Britain.

From the fic -
"Noah would probably roll over and say ‘Please, if you must eat me, could you at least use the good silver’.”
Chris burst into laughter. “Are you serious? Did Noah really have a British accent?”
“Oh totally,” Zach said, as though it were obvious. “He was a gentleman through and through.”

I'M JUST SAYIN'...

I love that he mentioned the paparazzi shots. He totally knows Noah has fans. Everything about this is adorable.

If you have ever looked at Chris Pine and John Cho and thought... No, scratch that. If you've ever looked at Chris Pine and John Cho AT ALL, you NEED to read Another Kind of Pop Song by withthepilot. It is amazing and glorious and awesome. Go read.

Other awesome big bangs that I have read instead of writing:

Filmmaking for Assholes by screamlet - Zach produces, Chris writes the script (w/Karl's help) and John helps put together an inspired cast for....Star Trek XII! It is what I believe is referred to in the biz as "a hilarious romp" with lots of meta, threats of ripping off faces, and an appearance by Misha Collins. Oh, and it's by screamlet. Need I say more?

If you can't stand the heat by littleboycalico and 1lostone - Zach and Chris and the Food Network. Seriously people - NEED I SAY MORE? Oh, and there's lots of frotting. Okay, yep, there you go, I see you going there now.

Parallel Motion by thalialunacy - Chris and Karl make out and are werewolves. I love the way this story is written. I also love that Chris and Karl make out and are werewolves.

I Need You So Much Closer by the_deep_magic - Kind of an angsty ouchy Pinto-y journey. Read this, and then read the one the_deep_magic posted today, The Pirate King and the Cabin Boy because it is hilarious and amazing and...just look at that title. I mean, come ON!

Okay, this is not a fic, but illname_me_joan posted this link the other day about this real life bromance-turned-first-time. I enjoyed it way too much. As I was reading the whole thread, I couldn't decide whether to tear up with stupid sappiness, or head straight to my bunk.

( Click for rambling about Zach )

Okay. That's all the Zach I've got, for now. I think I've procrastinated for long enough (by which I mean, like, a week) - now to write some fic!

Inspired by littleboycalico andeefreeboo and a deep abiding love for certain ZQ fashion choices...

What does it say about me that my dog barked at me in the middle of the night so I would wake up and let him out so he could have diarrhea in the backyard...and the main feeling I came away with is pride?

Title: The Universe Rule
Author: therumjournals
Fandom: Star Trek XI / Star Trek RPF Crossover
Pairings: Karl Urban/Jim Kirk, pre-Karl/Chris, pre-Kirk/McCoy
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2,880
Summary: Jim Kirk really is that charming.
Author’s Note: Written for jim_and_bones Worlds Collide Crossover Challenge. Prompt: “An actor is doing a scene and there is an accident. He wakes up in the world of the movie, but he's still himself and not his character. He meets his character or Character 2.”

( click here if you can forgive my use of transporter malfunction as plot device… )