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Most recent fics are listed first in each pairing (so you can check and see what you missed!) ;-)
Star Trek XI
Kirk/Spock
All I Want For Christmas (Is Articulated Man-Parts)
Rating: NC-17, 5,550 words
Summary: On Christmas morning on a strange planet, Jim and Spock find themselves placed in some very…compromising positions. Written for
ksadvent 2011.
Come December, I Remember
Rating: NC-17, 4,225 words
Summary: Kirk heads to his family’s cabin to try to recapture some Christmas memories…and maybe make some new ones along the way. Written for
ksadvent 2010.
Wet Dream
Rating: NC-17, 1,500 words
Summary: “Come on in, Spock, the water’s fine.”
Contact High
Rating: NC-17, 14,400 words
Summary: Spock finds Jim Kirk in a cloud of smoke, and Jim discovers the entertainment value of a stoned Vulcan.
Hot for Teacher
Rating: NC-17, 6,839 words
Summary: Jim asks Spock to do a little roleplaying.
Teaser: ”Okay, listen. You pretend to be my professor. I’ll pretend I’m your student. Then you can, like, give me a lecture or something, and then I’ll totally offer you a blowjob in exchange for a good grade. We can find a desk to do it on. It will be awesome.
Kirk/McCoy
A Very Profane Christmas
Rating: NC-17, 3,640 words
Summary: Drinking, poetry, presents, and sex. On Christmas. Written for
space_wrapped 2009.
Sequel: Perverse Christmas Cheer (NC-17, 4,150 words, written for
space_wrapped 2010)
Trequel: A Goddamn Christmas Miracle (NC-17, 4,330 words, written for
space_wrapped 2011)
Wish Right Now
Rating: NC-17, 7,410 words
Summary: But McCoy hadn’t anticipated his own reaction, the way he’d fallen so hard into the role, the way he already craved Jim’s response…that look on his face when McCoy had called him Jimmy.(Ageplay kink - heed the warnings.)
Series: Jim Kirk's Massive Cock
Five Times Dr. McCoy Saw Jim Kirk's Massive Cock, and One Time Bones Did
Rating: R, 3,378 words
Five Rumors Bones Heard About Jim Kirk's Massive Cock, and One That He Started
Rating: R, 2,060 words
Five Times Bones Didn’t See Jim Kirk’s Massive Cock, and One Time He Didn’t Need To
Rating: R, 4,700 words
Five Things Bones Did with Jim Kirk’s Massive Cock, and One Thing He Really Wanted to Do (He Swears)
Rating: NC-17, 6,300 words
Why You Gotta Waste My (Vulcan) Flavor?
Rating: NC-17, 3,330 words
Description: ”Jim, look in the mirror. You’re human."
Series: Therapy AU
Summary: Leonard McCoy is a terrible therapist. Jim Kirk is a terrible government employee. A dialogue-heavy present-day AU with a generous helping of fluff.
Part 1: Establishing Rapport
Rating: NC-17, 7,000 words
Part 2: A Therapeutic Relationship
Rating: NC-17, 5,680 words
Part 3: Doctor-Patient Privilege
Rating: NC-17, 6,455 words
A Wild Call and a Clear Call
Rating: NC-17, ~6,000 words
Summary: Age of Sail AU – McCoy takes up with Captain Kirk for a mission of vengeance on the high seas.
Follow up: Here There Be Monsters (5,000 words, NC-17, feat. the Kraken)
First Contact
Rating: NC-17, 1,900 words
Summary: For once, McCoy is the drunk one. (Academy first-time)
Party Like it’s Kirk’s Birthday
Rating: NC-17, 3,306 words
Summary: It's Jim Kirk's birthday. Break out the booze.
Space: No Herpes
Rating: PG-13, 6,161 words
Summary: Bones discovers that Jim has brought something back from a rather disturbing away mission - and given it to half the crew.
Dancing With the Devil - A Star Trek Halloween
Part 1, Part 2, Part 3
Rating: NC-17, 8,874 words (total)
Other Pairings: Kirk/Spock, Chekov/Sulu, Chekov/Everyone
Summary: Jim Kirk throws a Halloween party, Chekov has the greatest night of his life, and Kirk and McCoy come to a realization.
Kirk/Spock and Kirk/McCoy
Series: Beyond Measure
10 chapters – Complete
Rating: Varies PG-13 to NC-17
Summary: An angsty love story written in a series of 100-word drabbles. (10,000 words total)
Teaser: ”Just make a choice.”
“I can't.”
“Then you'll have to give them both up.”
“Are you out of your mind?”
Chekov/Sulu
Shuttle 188
Rating: NC-17, 3,000 words
Summary: This is my interpretation of what actually happened when two Northwest Airline pilots missed their landing at the Minneapolis airport in October 2009. As told in the form of a Star Trek fanfic.
Star Trek RPF
Chris/Zach
Mini-Series: I Got Soul, I'm So Wasted (AKA Gay Club AU, feat. Becky)
i could use another round, so i could really get on down (2,225 words, PG-13) - Why do gay guys dance with straight girls at gay clubs? It’s one of life’s mysteries.
you wanna go to a party tonight? (2,656 words, R) - Chris and Becky meet up with Zach for ‘80s night.
feel so much and feel nothing at all (3,750 words, NC-17) - Old habits die hard.
For Chris, Tonight
Rating: NC-17, 3,400 words
Description: Zach hates anal sex, but he loves Chris.
Playin' With the Boys
Rating: NC-17, 4,950 words
Description: Chris finds himself in the middle of a volleyball rivalry on Santa Risa beach.
Boyz Gone Wild: Spring Break Beach Party Blast, Vol. 4
Rating: NC-17, 6,678 words
Description: Written for Pinto Pornapalooza II for the prompt "Exhibitionist kink: Zach and Chris are at a party (perhaps even chilling in a hot tub at a pool party?) and end up fucking in front of the other party goers, who cheer them on...”
Merry Bachelors
Rating: NC-17, 11,120 words
Description: Ten years from now, Zach reads a promising script. (Written for
helpbrazil2011 for the prompt: Chris and Zach working together on something non-Trek related.)
Teaser: “I’m saying…” Zach bit his lip. It wasn’t like him to act on impulse, but it was like him to believe in fate - and this fucking felt like fate. “I have to talk to Neal and Corey, but I want Before the Door to produce this. And Chris…I want to direct.”
Fic is Life
Rating: NC-17, 4,460 words
Description: Chris and Zach discover fanfiction. Zach wears a headband. The sex tape is leaked. Chris gets tentacles. (Crack!fic)
Clingy
Rating: NC-17, 1,950 words
Description: Chris isn’t over it. (Angst, Zach/JGroff)
Series: Zach's Rules (Master Post)
Description: Not so much a series, as a bunch of PWPs with a theme.
Rating: NC-17
Minty Fresh
Sugary Sweet
Icy Cold
Soaking Wet
Squeaky Clean
Smoke 'Em if You Got 'Em
Rating: NC-17, 3,025 words
Description: Karl needs a cigarette. (Voyeur!Karl)
Series: This is Us (Master Post)
Rating: NC-17, ~27,000 words (total)
Summary: Zach brings the party to Chris’s apartment. Chris gets over it. (A "first time", "gay for Zach" series.)
Chapter 1 - Wake Up to This
Chapter 2 - Fall Asleep to This
Chapter 3 - Dance to This
Chapter 4 - Talk About This
Chapter 5 - Dream About This
Chapter 6 - Drink to This
Nice Vest, Wanna Fuck?
Rating: NC-17, 7,075 words
Description: Written for
trekrpfexchange as a gift for
medea_fic. Her prompt was "Chris likes to top, but so does Zach. Negotiations, bribery and sulkiness ensue."
Teaser: Chris took a second to consider how cliché it was to actually leave a trail of clothing between the door and the bedroom, but by the time they were tripping out of their pants in the hallway, he really couldn’t have cared less.
Noah
Rating: NC-17, 9,650 words
Description: Zach loses Noah, and Chris is the one to find him.
Warning: character death [of the 4-legged variety]
Glitter on the Floor
Rating: NC-17, 6,150 words
Description: Bartender!Zach AU
Teaser: “It’s strong, okay?” he added, nodding toward the drink. He leaned forward conspiratorially. “So don’t drink it too fast if you don’t want to accidentally give me your number later.”
Trekkies in Love
Rating: NC-17, 6,900 words
Description: LtCmdrZach and jtk1980 meet up at a Star Trek convention in 1997. Based on the documentary Trekkies.
Trekkies in Love, CONtinued (NC-17, 9,100 words)
Trekkies in Love 3: All Our Yesterdays (NC-17, 10,400 words)
Trekkies in Love 4: The Motion Picture (NC-17, 5,780 words)
Threshold of Revelation
Rating: NC-17, 2,965 words
Summary: Chris sees Zach in Angels in America, feels feelings.
Didn’t Love Me True
Rating: NC-17, 20,150 words
Summary: Chris wakes up one morning to learn that he has no recollection of the past two years of his life - and even more devastating, no memory of his relationship with Zach. What he finds out about Zach’s role in his apparent amnesia sends his world spinning out of control. Written for
rpf_big_bang
Fanmix/Art by
kimmay7
Happy Beyond Birthdays
Rating: NC-17, 6,900 words
Description: Chris Pine’s totally awesome 30th birthday. (Responding to the call for some “classic Pinto” - here is some non-AU, present-day, profanity-laced, old-school banter-y first-time Pinto!)
A Wild Rumpus
Rating: NC-17, 7,080 words
Description: Chris runs away from the paparazzi, and into an adventure. Written for
reel_startrek, for the movie Where the Wild Things Are.
A Moment of Zen
Rating: R, 1,430 words
Description: Zach and Chris have a moment in a Zen garden.
Series: Coffee Fix (Master Post)
Rating: Varies, up to NC-17
Word Count: ~31,000 (entire series)
Description: As told in a series of ficlets - Chris and Zach struggle with their relationship while raising two sons.
46th and Pine: A West Philadelphia Love Story
Rating: NC-17, 35,500 words (5 Chapters + Epilogue)
Description: Philadelphia AU. Chris is a senior at the University of Pennsylvania when he meets Zach, a hipster artist with a hippie lifestyle in West Philadelphia.
Intoxication
Rating: NC-17, 3,750 words
Description: A wine-tasting is the perfect excuse for Chris and Zach to get drunk and…do what Chris and Zach do when they get drunk.
Starstruck
Rating: PG-13, 1,240 words
Description: Chris is a DJ. Zach wants to be the chorus to his verse. (Inspired by Lady Gaga’s Starstruck. Written for
pintofest's Gaga/Glambert challenge!)
That Boy is a Monster
Rating: NC-17, 2,500 words
Description: Zach gets the crap beaten out of him. Chris directs, listens, and picks up the pieces. Heed the warnings!! (Written for Painto Fest)
State of Mind
Rating: NC-17, 5,800 words
Description: Chris comes to New York City, and Zach isn’t happy about it. (Heed the warnings.)
Shop Boy
Rating: NC-17, 3,900 words
Description: There’s a reason Zach has so many striped hoodies… (NYC AU)
Tick, Tick
Rating: PG, 1,100 words
Description: Chris discovers Zach’s biological clock. (Prequel to Coffee Fix)
Cuter Than Zachary Quinto (AKA the Pancake fic)
Rating: R, 1,675 words
Description: Chris brings home a surprise.
Art by
0xfalloutgirlx0
Chris After Dentist
Rating: NC-17, 4,230 words
Description: Zach takes care of Chris after he gets his wisdom teeth removed.
Teaser: “I feel awesome,” Chris said happily, his eyes still closed. “Can I feel like this forever?”
Mini-Series: Just Dance
Can't See Straight (2,000 words, R) - Chris and Zach are wasted and trying to find each other.
I Can't Remember But it's Alright, Alright (2,475 words, NC-17) - the morning after...
Wish I Could Shut My Playboy Mouth (1,400, R, Karl/Zoe and Chris/Zach) - Karl has a story to tell.
Start a Fire
Rating: NC-17, 7,900 words
Description: Chris and Zach go camping. (Written for
pintofest)
More Pinto: Ficlets, Drabbles, and Crack, oh my!
Buddy
650 words - Pinto friendship ficlet
John Cho Makes Everything Awesome
1,135 words -
withthepilot's birthday crack
Chemistry
1,670 words - Zach/Houseplant and Chris/Water Bottle - Pintochat inspired crack
So Intense
300 words - Double Rainbow crack
And the Role of Adorable Boyfriends Will Be Played By...
850 words - Ficlet for
pintofest Summer Luau
Four Pinto ficlets
Links to 4 ficlets written for
pintofest Drabbleathon
Pinto Walking Drabble
AND IF YOU READ ALL OF THOSE, YOU SHOULD PROBABLY READ THIS:
Intervention: Pinto
Rating: PG, 2,000 words
Description: A documentary follows a Pinto fangirl as she faces an unexpected intervention.
Karl/Zach
Spark
Rating: NC-17, 2,860 words
Description: Written for a
stxi_sinfest prompt. Basically, Karl and Zach, first time, on a camping trip.
Smolder
Rating: NC-17, 3,900 words
Description: Also written for a
stxi_sinfest prompt. Karl and Zach, first time, on a camping trip. Only now, it's raining.
Chris/Karl
Salt, Copper, Earth
Rating: NC-17, 1,725 words
Description: Chris likes it dirty.
So Much Love, And Also So Much Information
Rating: NC-17, 4,200 words
Description: Written for
trekrpfexchange prompt “Karl meets Chris's family, complete with cavity inducing schmoop.”
Star Trek XI / Star Trek RPF Crossover
Zachary Quinto/Spock
Bold
Rating: NC-17, 1,611 words
Description: Cadet Quinto has his sights set on a certain Vulcan professor (Academy AU)
Payload
Rating: NC-17, 2,306 words
Description: Spock encounters a rogue shuttle pilot stranded in space.
Karl Urban/James T. Kirk
The Universe Rule
Rating: NC-17, 2,880 words
Description: Jim Kirk really is that charming. (For
jim_and_bones Worlds Collide Crossover Challenge.)
Pirates of the Caribbean
Sparrington, AKA Captain Jack Sparrow / James Norrington
Flowers of Bermuda
Rating: NC-17, 8,562 words
Summary: Sparrington AU based on the song Flowers of Bermuda by Stan Rogers. Takes place in 1880 on a coal ship, the Nightingale, as told by James.
Gen
Special Delivery
Rating: G, 4,000 words
Summary: Written for the prompt, “Jack Sparrow and a very pregnant Elizabeth Turner head out to sea to do whatever they have to so that Will can be around for his son's birth. Comedic gen, please!”
Follow up fic: A Bedtime Story, G, 608 (A Pirate’s Goodnight Moon)
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Most recent fics are listed first in each pairing (so you can check and see what you missed!) ;-)
Star Trek XI
Kirk/Spock
All I Want For Christmas (Is Articulated Man-Parts)
Rating: NC-17, 5,550 words
Summary: On Christmas morning on a strange planet, Jim and Spock find themselves placed in some very…compromising positions. Written for
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
Come December, I Remember
Rating: NC-17, 4,225 words
Summary: Kirk heads to his family’s cabin to try to recapture some Christmas memories…and maybe make some new ones along the way. Written for
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
Wet Dream
Rating: NC-17, 1,500 words
Summary: “Come on in, Spock, the water’s fine.”
Contact High
Rating: NC-17, 14,400 words
Summary: Spock finds Jim Kirk in a cloud of smoke, and Jim discovers the entertainment value of a stoned Vulcan.
Hot for Teacher
Rating: NC-17, 6,839 words
Summary: Jim asks Spock to do a little roleplaying.
Teaser: ”Okay, listen. You pretend to be my professor. I’ll pretend I’m your student. Then you can, like, give me a lecture or something, and then I’ll totally offer you a blowjob in exchange for a good grade. We can find a desk to do it on. It will be awesome.
Kirk/McCoy
A Very Profane Christmas
Rating: NC-17, 3,640 words
Summary: Drinking, poetry, presents, and sex. On Christmas. Written for
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
Sequel: Perverse Christmas Cheer (NC-17, 4,150 words, written for
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
Trequel: A Goddamn Christmas Miracle (NC-17, 4,330 words, written for
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
Wish Right Now
Rating: NC-17, 7,410 words
Summary: But McCoy hadn’t anticipated his own reaction, the way he’d fallen so hard into the role, the way he already craved Jim’s response…that look on his face when McCoy had called him Jimmy.(Ageplay kink - heed the warnings.)
Series: Jim Kirk's Massive Cock
Five Times Dr. McCoy Saw Jim Kirk's Massive Cock, and One Time Bones Did
Rating: R, 3,378 words
Five Rumors Bones Heard About Jim Kirk's Massive Cock, and One That He Started
Rating: R, 2,060 words
Five Times Bones Didn’t See Jim Kirk’s Massive Cock, and One Time He Didn’t Need To
Rating: R, 4,700 words
Five Things Bones Did with Jim Kirk’s Massive Cock, and One Thing He Really Wanted to Do (He Swears)
Rating: NC-17, 6,300 words
Why You Gotta Waste My (Vulcan) Flavor?
Rating: NC-17, 3,330 words
Description: ”Jim, look in the mirror. You’re human."
Series: Therapy AU
Summary: Leonard McCoy is a terrible therapist. Jim Kirk is a terrible government employee. A dialogue-heavy present-day AU with a generous helping of fluff.
Part 1: Establishing Rapport
Rating: NC-17, 7,000 words
Part 2: A Therapeutic Relationship
Rating: NC-17, 5,680 words
Part 3: Doctor-Patient Privilege
Rating: NC-17, 6,455 words
A Wild Call and a Clear Call
Rating: NC-17, ~6,000 words
Summary: Age of Sail AU – McCoy takes up with Captain Kirk for a mission of vengeance on the high seas.
Follow up: Here There Be Monsters (5,000 words, NC-17, feat. the Kraken)
First Contact
Rating: NC-17, 1,900 words
Summary: For once, McCoy is the drunk one. (Academy first-time)
Party Like it’s Kirk’s Birthday
Rating: NC-17, 3,306 words
Summary: It's Jim Kirk's birthday. Break out the booze.
Space: No Herpes
Rating: PG-13, 6,161 words
Summary: Bones discovers that Jim has brought something back from a rather disturbing away mission - and given it to half the crew.
Dancing With the Devil - A Star Trek Halloween
Part 1, Part 2, Part 3
Rating: NC-17, 8,874 words (total)
Other Pairings: Kirk/Spock, Chekov/Sulu, Chekov/Everyone
Summary: Jim Kirk throws a Halloween party, Chekov has the greatest night of his life, and Kirk and McCoy come to a realization.
Kirk/Spock and Kirk/McCoy
Series: Beyond Measure
10 chapters – Complete
Rating: Varies PG-13 to NC-17
Summary: An angsty love story written in a series of 100-word drabbles. (10,000 words total)
Teaser: ”Just make a choice.”
“I can't.”
“Then you'll have to give them both up.”
“Are you out of your mind?”
Chekov/Sulu
Shuttle 188
Rating: NC-17, 3,000 words
Summary: This is my interpretation of what actually happened when two Northwest Airline pilots missed their landing at the Minneapolis airport in October 2009. As told in the form of a Star Trek fanfic.
Star Trek RPF
Chris/Zach
Mini-Series: I Got Soul, I'm So Wasted (AKA Gay Club AU, feat. Becky)
i could use another round, so i could really get on down (2,225 words, PG-13) - Why do gay guys dance with straight girls at gay clubs? It’s one of life’s mysteries.
you wanna go to a party tonight? (2,656 words, R) - Chris and Becky meet up with Zach for ‘80s night.
feel so much and feel nothing at all (3,750 words, NC-17) - Old habits die hard.
For Chris, Tonight
Rating: NC-17, 3,400 words
Description: Zach hates anal sex, but he loves Chris.
Playin' With the Boys
Rating: NC-17, 4,950 words
Description: Chris finds himself in the middle of a volleyball rivalry on Santa Risa beach.
Boyz Gone Wild: Spring Break Beach Party Blast, Vol. 4
Rating: NC-17, 6,678 words
Description: Written for Pinto Pornapalooza II for the prompt "Exhibitionist kink: Zach and Chris are at a party (perhaps even chilling in a hot tub at a pool party?) and end up fucking in front of the other party goers, who cheer them on...”
Merry Bachelors
Rating: NC-17, 11,120 words
Description: Ten years from now, Zach reads a promising script. (Written for
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
Teaser: “I’m saying…” Zach bit his lip. It wasn’t like him to act on impulse, but it was like him to believe in fate - and this fucking felt like fate. “I have to talk to Neal and Corey, but I want Before the Door to produce this. And Chris…I want to direct.”
Fic is Life
Rating: NC-17, 4,460 words
Description: Chris and Zach discover fanfiction. Zach wears a headband. The sex tape is leaked. Chris gets tentacles. (Crack!fic)
Clingy
Rating: NC-17, 1,950 words
Description: Chris isn’t over it. (Angst, Zach/JGroff)
Series: Zach's Rules (Master Post)
Description: Not so much a series, as a bunch of PWPs with a theme.
Rating: NC-17
Minty Fresh
Sugary Sweet
Icy Cold
Soaking Wet
Squeaky Clean
Smoke 'Em if You Got 'Em
Rating: NC-17, 3,025 words
Description: Karl needs a cigarette. (Voyeur!Karl)
Series: This is Us (Master Post)
Rating: NC-17, ~27,000 words (total)
Summary: Zach brings the party to Chris’s apartment. Chris gets over it. (A "first time", "gay for Zach" series.)
Chapter 1 - Wake Up to This
Chapter 2 - Fall Asleep to This
Chapter 3 - Dance to This
Chapter 4 - Talk About This
Chapter 5 - Dream About This
Chapter 6 - Drink to This
Nice Vest, Wanna Fuck?
Rating: NC-17, 7,075 words
Description: Written for
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Teaser: Chris took a second to consider how cliché it was to actually leave a trail of clothing between the door and the bedroom, but by the time they were tripping out of their pants in the hallway, he really couldn’t have cared less.
Noah
Rating: NC-17, 9,650 words
Description: Zach loses Noah, and Chris is the one to find him.
Warning: character death [of the 4-legged variety]
Glitter on the Floor
Rating: NC-17, 6,150 words
Description: Bartender!Zach AU
Teaser: “It’s strong, okay?” he added, nodding toward the drink. He leaned forward conspiratorially. “So don’t drink it too fast if you don’t want to accidentally give me your number later.”
Trekkies in Love
Rating: NC-17, 6,900 words
Description: LtCmdrZach and jtk1980 meet up at a Star Trek convention in 1997. Based on the documentary Trekkies.
Trekkies in Love, CONtinued (NC-17, 9,100 words)
Trekkies in Love 3: All Our Yesterdays (NC-17, 10,400 words)
Trekkies in Love 4: The Motion Picture (NC-17, 5,780 words)
Threshold of Revelation
Rating: NC-17, 2,965 words
Summary: Chris sees Zach in Angels in America, feels feelings.
Didn’t Love Me True
Rating: NC-17, 20,150 words
Summary: Chris wakes up one morning to learn that he has no recollection of the past two years of his life - and even more devastating, no memory of his relationship with Zach. What he finds out about Zach’s role in his apparent amnesia sends his world spinning out of control. Written for
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
Fanmix/Art by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Happy Beyond Birthdays
Rating: NC-17, 6,900 words
Description: Chris Pine’s totally awesome 30th birthday. (Responding to the call for some “classic Pinto” - here is some non-AU, present-day, profanity-laced, old-school banter-y first-time Pinto!)
A Wild Rumpus
Rating: NC-17, 7,080 words
Description: Chris runs away from the paparazzi, and into an adventure. Written for
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
A Moment of Zen
Rating: R, 1,430 words
Description: Zach and Chris have a moment in a Zen garden.
Series: Coffee Fix (Master Post)
Rating: Varies, up to NC-17
Word Count: ~31,000 (entire series)
Description: As told in a series of ficlets - Chris and Zach struggle with their relationship while raising two sons.
46th and Pine: A West Philadelphia Love Story
Rating: NC-17, 35,500 words (5 Chapters + Epilogue)
Description: Philadelphia AU. Chris is a senior at the University of Pennsylvania when he meets Zach, a hipster artist with a hippie lifestyle in West Philadelphia.
Intoxication
Rating: NC-17, 3,750 words
Description: A wine-tasting is the perfect excuse for Chris and Zach to get drunk and…do what Chris and Zach do when they get drunk.
Starstruck
Rating: PG-13, 1,240 words
Description: Chris is a DJ. Zach wants to be the chorus to his verse. (Inspired by Lady Gaga’s Starstruck. Written for
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
That Boy is a Monster
Rating: NC-17, 2,500 words
Description: Zach gets the crap beaten out of him. Chris directs, listens, and picks up the pieces. Heed the warnings!! (Written for Painto Fest)
State of Mind
Rating: NC-17, 5,800 words
Description: Chris comes to New York City, and Zach isn’t happy about it. (Heed the warnings.)
Shop Boy
Rating: NC-17, 3,900 words
Description: There’s a reason Zach has so many striped hoodies… (NYC AU)
Tick, Tick
Rating: PG, 1,100 words
Description: Chris discovers Zach’s biological clock. (Prequel to Coffee Fix)
Cuter Than Zachary Quinto (AKA the Pancake fic)
Rating: R, 1,675 words
Description: Chris brings home a surprise.
Art by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Chris After Dentist
Rating: NC-17, 4,230 words
Description: Zach takes care of Chris after he gets his wisdom teeth removed.
Teaser: “I feel awesome,” Chris said happily, his eyes still closed. “Can I feel like this forever?”
Mini-Series: Just Dance
Can't See Straight (2,000 words, R) - Chris and Zach are wasted and trying to find each other.
I Can't Remember But it's Alright, Alright (2,475 words, NC-17) - the morning after...
Wish I Could Shut My Playboy Mouth (1,400, R, Karl/Zoe and Chris/Zach) - Karl has a story to tell.
Start a Fire
Rating: NC-17, 7,900 words
Description: Chris and Zach go camping. (Written for
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More Pinto: Ficlets, Drabbles, and Crack, oh my!
Buddy
650 words - Pinto friendship ficlet
John Cho Makes Everything Awesome
1,135 words -
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Chemistry
1,670 words - Zach/Houseplant and Chris/Water Bottle - Pintochat inspired crack
So Intense
300 words - Double Rainbow crack
And the Role of Adorable Boyfriends Will Be Played By...
850 words - Ficlet for
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
Four Pinto ficlets
Links to 4 ficlets written for
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
Pinto Walking Drabble
AND IF YOU READ ALL OF THOSE, YOU SHOULD PROBABLY READ THIS:
Intervention: Pinto
Rating: PG, 2,000 words
Description: A documentary follows a Pinto fangirl as she faces an unexpected intervention.
Karl/Zach
Spark
Rating: NC-17, 2,860 words
Description: Written for a
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Smolder
Rating: NC-17, 3,900 words
Description: Also written for a
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Chris/Karl
Salt, Copper, Earth
Rating: NC-17, 1,725 words
Description: Chris likes it dirty.
So Much Love, And Also So Much Information
Rating: NC-17, 4,200 words
Description: Written for
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Star Trek XI / Star Trek RPF Crossover
Zachary Quinto/Spock
Bold
Rating: NC-17, 1,611 words
Description: Cadet Quinto has his sights set on a certain Vulcan professor (Academy AU)
Payload
Rating: NC-17, 2,306 words
Description: Spock encounters a rogue shuttle pilot stranded in space.
Karl Urban/James T. Kirk
The Universe Rule
Rating: NC-17, 2,880 words
Description: Jim Kirk really is that charming. (For
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Pirates of the Caribbean
Sparrington, AKA Captain Jack Sparrow / James Norrington
Flowers of Bermuda
Rating: NC-17, 8,562 words
Summary: Sparrington AU based on the song Flowers of Bermuda by Stan Rogers. Takes place in 1880 on a coal ship, the Nightingale, as told by James.
Gen
Special Delivery
Rating: G, 4,000 words
Summary: Written for the prompt, “Jack Sparrow and a very pregnant Elizabeth Turner head out to sea to do whatever they have to so that Will can be around for his son's birth. Comedic gen, please!”
Follow up fic: A Bedtime Story, G, 608 (A Pirate’s Goodnight Moon)