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( Star Trek XI – Kirk/Spock )
( Star Trek XI – Kirk/McCoy )
( Star Trek XI – Kirk/Spock and Kirk/McCoy )
( Star Trek XI – Chekov/Sulu )

( Star Trek RPF – Chris/Zach AKA PINTO!! )
( Star Trek RPF – Karl/Zach )
( Star Trek RPF – Chris/Karl )

( Star Trek XI / Star Trek RPF Crossover )

( Pirates of the Caribbean )

2011 Fic Meme!

( where did the time go? )

Title: All I Want For Christmas (Is Articulated Man-Parts)
Author:

therumjournals
Fandom: ST:XI
Pairing: Kirk/Spock
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 5,550
Summary: On Christmas morning on a strange planet, Jim and Spock find themselves placed in some very…compromising positions. Written for

ksadvent 2011.
Warning: a healthy dose of crack

( make my wish come true )

Title: A Goddamn Christmas Miracle
Author:

therumjournals
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 4,330
Summary: Written for

space_wrapped. This is a trequel. It follows A Very Profane Christmas (

space_wrapped 2009) and Perverse Christmas Cheer (

space_wrapped 2010).
Warnings: blasphemy, erotic Christmas poetry, felching, first-person, and unabashed sap

( Jim, where the fuck did you find a Santa hat? )

Title: feel so much and feel nothing at all
Author:

therumjournals
Fandom: Star Trek RPF
Pairings: Chris/Zach, Chris/OFC
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3,750
Summary: It’s not like it’s cheating. I mean…it’s just us.
A/N: Now with het! This is the third and final installment of the Gay Club AU that I started last year:
i got soul, i'm so wasted.
1: i could use another round, so i could really get on down
2: you wanna go to a party tonight
Warning: het

( drinkin’ what you want, tonight it’s all on me )

Title: The Universe Rule
Author:

therumjournals
Fandom: Star Trek XI / Star Trek RPF Crossover
Pairings: Karl Urban/Jim Kirk, pre-Karl/Chris, pre-Kirk/McCoy
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2,880
Summary: Jim Kirk really is that charming.
Author’s Note: Written for

jim_and_bones Worlds Collide Crossover Challenge. Prompt: “An actor is doing a scene and there is an accident. He wakes up in the world of the movie, but he's still himself and not his character. He meets his character or Character 2.”

( click here if you can forgive my use of transporter malfunction as plot device… )

Title: Payload
Author:

therumjournals
Fandom: Star Trek / Star Trek RPF
Pairing: Zachary Quinto/Spock
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2,306
Summary: Spock encounters a rogue shuttle pilot stranded in space.
Warnings: breathplay, dirty talk, allusions to some grand overarching plot that doesn’t exist. Crack pairing. PWP.
Author’s Note: I lost alllll control of this one somewhere along the way. And yes, I do realize that this might be conceding somewhat in the “who tops” argument. But I wanted to mix it up a little. And did I mention the part about losing all control?
Author’s Note 2: This was not intended to be related to my first Spock/Zach ficlet. But, if it makes you feel good, you can probably imagine it as happening in that same universe, years down the line.

( Open up for me )

Title: Bold
Author:

therumjournals
Fandom: Star Trek / Star Trek RPF
Pairing: Zachary Quinto/Spock
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1,611
Summary: Cadet Quinto has his sights set on a certain Vulcan professor (Academy AU)
Warnings: (as should be quite obvious from the pairing and summary) - Crack, PWP, and general WTFery
Author’s Note: The blame for this lies with

the_deep_magic for coming up with the pairing in the first place, and with

verizonhorizon for challenging me to prove to you that Spock would totally take it up the ass from Zach. But I have to say, apparently my brain must have been, like, craving this pairing, because since it was suggested I’ve come up with at least 3 entirely different scenarios. And let’s face it, I’m probably going to write them all.

( Who the fuck wouldn't? )

Title: For Chris, Tonight
Author:

therumjournals
Pairing: Chris/Zach
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3,400
Summary: Zach hates anal sex, but he loves Chris.
Warnings / Author’s Note: Painful sex, unprotected sex, but all sex is consensual and you can assume that it is safe.

( let’s go all the way tonight. no regrets. just love. )

Title: Playin’ With the Boys
Author:

therumjournals
Pairing: Chris/Zach
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 4,950
Summary: Chris finds himself in the middle of a volleyball rivalry on Santa Risa beach. (Prompts: "Playing on opposing sports teams" and "Sunburn h/c.")
Written for

trekrpfexchange for

lousy_science. Thanks to everyone who read and commented on the original post!
Disclaimer: I don’t know Zach, Chris, or any beach volleyball players, sadly.
A/N: Santa Risa is a made up beach. Title is a reference to the iconic volleyball scene from Top Gun.

( bodies working overtime )

Title: Boyz Gone Wild: Spring Break Beach Party Blast, Vol. 4
Author:

therumjournals
Pairing: Pinto, for Pinto Pornapalooza II
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 6,678
Summary/Prompt: “Exhibitionist kink: Zach and Chris are at a party (perhaps even chilling in a hot tub at a pool party?) and end up fucking in front of the other party goers, who cheer them on...” You may also recognize themes from this prompt at the

ontd_pinto kink meme.
~~Warnings~~ Promises: excessive drinking, girl-on-girl action, spit, rimming, barebacking, exhibitionism, facial(s), implausibility, gratuitous added porn
A/N: Written for ZQ’s 2011 Birthday Pornapalooza. Happy Birthday, Zach! I wrote you porn!
Banner by

norfolkdumpling

( What happens on Spring Break…is AWESOME!!!! )

Title: Salt, Copper, Earth
Author:

therumjournals
Pairing: Chris/Karl
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1,725
Summary: Chris likes it dirty.
A/N: I don’t know what happened here. Well, I suppose do – I pounded out some dirty Chris/Karl porn on a whim. Let’s blame

thalialunacy, shall we? Happy Birthday, bb!
A/N 2: It might be sacrilege to quote Angels in America in relation to an Urbine fic. Zach may punish me as he sees fit.

( We have five senses, but only two that go beyond the boundaries of ourselves. )

Title: Merry Bachelors
Author:

therumjournals
Fandom: Star Trek RPF
Pairing: Chris/Zach
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 11,120 (total)
Summary: Ten years from now, Zach reads a promising script.

Continued from Part 1

( Part 2 )

Title: Merry Bachelors
Author:

therumjournals
Beta: A big thank you to the ever insightful

emmessann.
Fandom: Star Trek RPF
Pairing: Chris/Zach
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 11,120 (total)
Summary: Ten years from now, Zach reads a promising script.
A/N: Written for

aprilleigh24 for her generous winning bid at

helpbrazil2011. She requested Chris and Zach working together on something non-Trek related, as well as a few other details that I tried to include. I hope you enjoy this, bb!!

( 'it's obvious that they shared a great love and were just about the most physically gorgeous couple in Hollywood history' )

Title: So Much Love, And Also So Much Information
Author:

therumjournals
Pairing: Chris Pine/Karl Urban
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3,900
Prompt/Summary: “Karl meets Chris's family, complete with cavity inducing schmoop.”
Disclaimer: I don’t know any of these people (specifically, I don’t know Katie Pine’s husband’s name or really much else about the Pine family.) The only profit I will make off of this is a warm, happy feeling in my heart.
A/N: I wrote Urbine!! \o/ And the world didn't end! (Although, I like to think that when I posted it, Zach shed a single tear...) Written for

misfitdauphine for

trekrpfexchange. Thanks to everyone who read and commented on the original post. Title is a quote from Meet the Parents.

( Oh and just so you know…Pines like to hug. )

Title: Fic is Life
Author:

therumjournals
Fandom: Star Trek RPS
Pairing: Chris/Zach
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 4,460
Summary: Chris and Zach discover fanfiction. Zach wears a headband. The sex tape is leaked. Chris gets tentacles.
Warnings: Crack. Meta. A touch of angst. The aforementioned tentacles.
A/N: Inspiration for this fic is straight from the Pintolicious mind of

littleboycalico. This one is for you, bb!
A/N2: The fics and author mentioned are the products of my own imagination. Any similarity to existing Pinto fic is mostly unintentional.

( this time, it’s for realsies )

Title: Clingy
Author:

therumjournals
Fandom: Star Trek RPF
Pairing(s): Zach/JGroff, Zach/Chris
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1,950
Warnings: Jonathan Groff, infidelity, unresolved Pinto angst <----
Summary: Chris isn’t over it.
A/N: House-hunting destroyed my soul, and I took it out on Pinto. I’m sorry! It won’t happen again - I hope.

( let go )

Title: Squeaky Clean
Author:

therumjournals
Fandom: Star Trek RPF
Pairing: Chris/Zach
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1750
Summary: Chris was doing something at 3:00 AM that involved clattering. This couldn’t be a good sign. (Part of Zach's Rules.)
A/N: HAPPY BIRTHDAY

littleboycalico!!! I WROTE SOME PINTO POOOOOORN JUST FOR YOU! I HOPE YOU HAVE AN AWESOME DAY! PINTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

( Mr. Clean makes it look so easy )

Title: Smoke 'Em if You Got 'Em
Author:

therumjournals
Fandom: Star Trek RPS
Pairing: Chris/Zach
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3,025
Description: Karl needs a cigarette.
Warnings: smoking (cigarettes), first person, voyeurism
A/N: Voyeur!Karl! Two down, a millionty more to go!

( Surgeon General’s Warning: Quitting Smoking Now Greatly Reduces Serious Risks to Your Health )

Title: Drink to This
Author:

therumjournals
Fandom: Star Trek RPF
Pairing: Chris/Zach
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 4,725
Summary: Chris and Zach go drinking with the cast.
Sixth and final installment of This is Us (Master Post). Takes place a couple weeks after Dream About This.
A/N: So it took me...9 months to finish this fic? Something like that. But maybe it's fate, because if ever there was a time for some old-school porny Pinto with no angst whatsoever, this is probably it. Enjoy!

( the next one’s on me… )