What the fuck is Karl Urban doing? (A KU Picspam)

[therumjournals]

You know it’s a question that you ask yourself far too often when looking at pictures of Karl Urban. Well, here are some answers for you!



One million pictures and two videos behind the cut, because I don't mess around.



Channeling the '80s





Channeling the '90s



Making you feel like a perv







???????????







Channeling Sylar



Cutting a bitch



Shooting a bitch



Telling you to get in his car





???????????







Standing like a man



Standing like a man who loves Chris Pine



Touching himself





Being rugged



Coming to your house



Wearing a sweater



Taking it off



Doing that thing you like



Smoking



Smoking in the bath



Drinking





Impregnating you with his eyes





















Impregnating you with his dimples







?????????????? x10000000000000

In conclusion, I usually have no idea what Karl Urban is doing.
But I like it.

Comments

[andieshep.livejournal.com]

I don't know what happened, but I just came....

[therumjournals.livejournal.com]

ha ha, join the club ;-)

[paintchipped.livejournal.com]

Oh. my. god.

I laughed SO hard at this. ILU, and I love Karl Urban SO goddamn hard. He's amazing.

[therumjournals.livejournal.com]

woohoo, thanks :-) and i know. he's amazing. his willingness to do anything fills me with love. and he's hot.

[1lostone.livejournal.com]

CHRIST GIVE A GIRL A LITTLE WARNING! I THINK MY PANITES EXPLODED.

ahem is that tmi? Is there such a think with a KU post?!

[therumjournals.livejournal.com]

ha ha, i changed the icon to a warning/demand ;-)

[lindmere.livejournal.com]

This was GLORIOUS and just what I needed at the end of the long, hard day. Thank you!

[therumjournals.livejournal.com]

thanks, glad karl could help :-)

[linelenagain.livejournal.com]

I don't know how you did it, bb, but you opened with one of my two favorite pics of KU, and then BY GOD you closed with the other! I'm pretty sure you have some kind of secret spyware on my computer, but if you keep using it for this purpose, I do not mind a bit.

Long story short: OMG THANK YOU, BB!!!! this made my night. Also I stole some of your pics to make icons. <3!!

[therumjournals.livejournal.com]

woohoo, skillz! glad i could make your night (or should i say, glad karl could). let me just say that the spyware stalking google image search work that went into this picspam was very enjoyable indeed...

[verizonhorizon.livejournal.com]

Crazy enough, one of my favorites was KU rocking the sweater! But also, I really, really think we need in the 'cutting a bitch' section KU rocking out with his SWORD and SEXY LONG HAIR in LOTR! (Guh, I'm a sucker for him in that! hehe.)

LOVE THIS! UNF!!!! Thanks for posting all these glorious pics! Some made me LOL. Most made me swoon. :)

[therumjournals.livejournal.com]

ha ha, he and spock could have a sweater-wearing contest. and yes, there are so many more pictures out there. i had to stop at some point (save some for future picspams and all that).

oh and thanks for the amazing and only slightly disturbing ballet ZQ :-)

[ladyblahblah.livejournal.com]

I have the sudden urge to track down every movie Karl Urban has ever made, and it's all. Your. Fault.

[therumjournals.livejournal.com]

i take full blame and credit, bb :-)

[perdiccas.livejournal.com]

I find it unsurprising to report that "touching himself" was my favourite section. XD

[therumjournals.livejournal.com]

funny, that's karl's favorite section too...

[phantompoptart.livejournal.com]

*dead*

Em. So...Thank youuuu! Such a perfect way to end my day. :3

[therumjournals.livejournal.com]

i guess if you have to go, death by karl ain't a bad way to do it :-)

[halfbreedchild.livejournal.com]

In that first pic under "impregnating you with his dimples" HE LOOKS LIKE HE COULD BE ORLANDO BLOOMS BROTHER.


Just sayin.

[therumjournals.livejournal.com]

this comment made me realize that LOTR must have been the second hottest fandom ever. yummmmmm....

[halfbreedchild.livejournal.com]

Also, I'm in the middle of writing an entry about why KU (in Pinto fics) sometimes upsets me. But these pics make pretty much everything I've written so far invalid.

[therumjournals.livejournal.com]

replying to separate comment separately :-)

sorry! but now i really want to read what you have to say about it! tell tell tell! but then come back and look at this picspam again so you remember to love the KU :-)

[halfbreedchild.livejournal.com]

ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP!!!

And as a Pinto writer you are OBLIGATED TO REPLY, babe.
Sorry.
I MUUUUUUUUUUST HAVE YOUR OPINION.

Okay, I HAVE to go to sleep now because I have to be up in FIVE hours. UNNNNNNNGHEY&SDE{*UHUGFUS{UDG{DSUO!
(lol - I started to write 'unf' because apparently I now have like muscle-memory or something where I'm conditioned to write that...this fandom has ruined my life. and by ruined I really mean 'made fucking awesome')

Night-nite!

♥

[hilsongirl.livejournal.com]

i'll be in my bunk

[therumjournals.livejournal.com]

you're not the only one :-)

(http://s6.photobucket.com/albums/y249/Drunkandinlove/ONTD%20STARTREK%20HOTTIES/?action=view&current=roflbot-XhHF.jpg)

[diane-kepler.livejournal.com]

Yum. Thank you for that.

[therumjournals.livejournal.com]

you're welcome, mate!

[anodrethlluvine.livejournal.com]

Before this, I wasn't quite sold on the awesomeness of KU (shock!), but now??

Converted, so hard. Love this post, and you are all kinds of fantastic for a variety of reasons. :D

Thanks!

[therumjournals.livejournal.com]

yaaaaaaay, another convert! :-D if i can make a picspam that makes one more person see the awesomeness of karl urban, then all of the hard work of staring at pictures of him for days will have been worth it....

[missestrella.livejournal.com]

I'm just gonna stay in this entry a little...while...longer...UNF UNF

[therumjournals.livejournal.com]

stay all day, bb :-)

[lallyloo.livejournal.com]

OH GOD. UNF.

and "Standing like a man" is my favourite. ♥

[therumjournals.livejournal.com]

woohoo :-)

btw, i think you have the honor of being the 1,000th comment in my journal. as a reward, i invite you to...look at this Karl Urban picspam again!!!!!!

[lallyloo.livejournal.com]

AWESOME.

BEST REWARD EVER.

[amine-eyes.livejournal.com]

OMG the being rugged photo ... I had never seen that till today! *GLOMP!*

Damn you for distracting me from even TRYING to do my essay ... though it is all Karl's fault :P

*probably doesn't help that I listened to Lady and the Tramp "he's a tramp" while seeing these pics xD*

[therumjournals.livejournal.com]

omg, after i read your comment, i stared at that picture for like 10 minutes... yeah, i'd never seen that picture either before doing my "research" for this picspam. he just looks so...damn...rugged!

i didn't even think about having a karl urban picspam themesong, but that's a damn good one right there :-)

[amine-eyes.livejournal.com]

I know! If onyl I had a decent paintshop and animation prgoram on my laptop so I could gif it with "Define: Sex on legs, exploding of ovaries, drool overdose, BAMF, GQMF, PHWOAR!! <3" ... Daddd.... you know you love meeeee .... xD

Haha the man needs themesongs lol, it came on as I clicked the link, and I just put it on repeat xD

[greenteaduck.livejournal.com]

HOW IS HE SO PERFECT!?!

What an adorable dork<333

[therumjournals.livejournal.com]

ha ha, yeah, he is an adorable dork, that's a perfect description :-D

[thalialunacy.livejournal.com]

I LOVE THIS PICSPAM SO MUCH THAT I'M MEM-ING IT *AND* CREATIING A PDF OF IT. LOL HOPE YOU DON'T MIND. YOU TOTALLY FUCKING ROCK.

ALL THE KARL LOVE EVARRRRR <333333333333333

[therumjournals.livejournal.com]

wow, that's awesome :-D THANKS!!! SPREAD THE LOVE!! Speaking of which , could I get a copy of that pdf if i give you my email address? 'cause that would be awesome.

[thalialunacy.livejournal.com]

But of course! thalialunacy at gmail :D

[norfolkdumpling.livejournal.com]

Followed your link on ontd_startrek and just wanted to say how glad I am that I did! This has given me a great giggle - thanks!

Standing like a man who loves Chris Pine is about where I lost it. *g*

[therumjournals.livejournal.com]

ha ha, thanks! so glad you found your way here and enjoyed your stay :-D

"How about that? Karl Urban's Hammer Pants."

[li-ll.livejournal.com]

This is brill, bb! Thank you thank you thank you! I is totally mem'ing it <3

( I also can't believe I watched the karaoke clip TWICE. That is the power you have over me, Karl-Heinz XD )

Re: "How about that? Karl Urban's Hammer Pants."

[therumjournals.livejournal.com]

yay! so glad you loved it! karl has a power, indeed. he will draw you into whatever wackiness he has in mind and he will MAKE YOU LIKE IT. :-D + icon twins!