What the fuck is Karl Urban doing? (A KU Picspam)

[therumjournals]

You know it’s a question that you ask yourself far too often when looking at pictures of Karl Urban. Well, here are some answers for you!



One million pictures and two videos behind the cut, because I don't mess around.



Channeling the '80s





Channeling the '90s



Making you feel like a perv







???????????







Channeling Sylar



Cutting a bitch



Shooting a bitch



Telling you to get in his car





???????????







Standing like a man



Standing like a man who loves Chris Pine



Touching himself





Being rugged



Coming to your house



Wearing a sweater



Taking it off



Doing that thing you like



Smoking



Smoking in the bath



Drinking





Impregnating you with his eyes





















Impregnating you with his dimples







?????????????? x10000000000000

In conclusion, I usually have no idea what Karl Urban is doing.
But I like it.

Comments

[andieshep.livejournal.com]

I don't know what happened, but I just came....

[paintchipped.livejournal.com]

Oh. my. god.

I laughed SO hard at this. ILU, and I love Karl Urban SO goddamn hard. He's amazing.

[1lostone.livejournal.com]

CHRIST GIVE A GIRL A LITTLE WARNING! I THINK MY PANITES EXPLODED.

ahem is that tmi? Is there such a think with a KU post?!

[lindmere.livejournal.com]

This was GLORIOUS and just what I needed at the end of the long, hard day. Thank you!

[linelenagain.livejournal.com]

I don't know how you did it, bb, but you opened with one of my two favorite pics of KU, and then BY GOD you closed with the other! I'm pretty sure you have some kind of secret spyware on my computer, but if you keep using it for this purpose, I do not mind a bit.

Long story short: OMG THANK YOU, BB!!!! this made my night. Also I stole some of your pics to make icons. <3!!

[verizonhorizon.livejournal.com]

Crazy enough, one of my favorites was KU rocking the sweater! But also, I really, really think we need in the 'cutting a bitch' section KU rocking out with his SWORD and SEXY LONG HAIR in LOTR! (Guh, I'm a sucker for him in that! hehe.)

LOVE THIS! UNF!!!! Thanks for posting all these glorious pics! Some made me LOL. Most made me swoon. :)

[ladyblahblah.livejournal.com]

I have the sudden urge to track down every movie Karl Urban has ever made, and it's all. Your. Fault.

[perdiccas.livejournal.com]

I find it unsurprising to report that "touching himself" was my favourite section. XD

[phantompoptart.livejournal.com]

*dead*

Em. So...Thank youuuu! Such a perfect way to end my day. :3

[halfbreedchild.livejournal.com]

In that first pic under "impregnating you with his dimples" HE LOOKS LIKE HE COULD BE ORLANDO BLOOMS BROTHER.


Just sayin.

[halfbreedchild.livejournal.com]

Also, I'm in the middle of writing an entry about why KU (in Pinto fics) sometimes upsets me. But these pics make pretty much everything I've written so far invalid.

[hilsongirl.livejournal.com]

i'll be in my bunk

[diane-kepler.livejournal.com]

Yum. Thank you for that.

[anodrethlluvine.livejournal.com]

Before this, I wasn't quite sold on the awesomeness of KU (shock!), but now??

Converted, so hard. Love this post, and you are all kinds of fantastic for a variety of reasons. :D

Thanks!

[missestrella.livejournal.com]

I'm just gonna stay in this entry a little...while...longer...UNF UNF

[lallyloo.livejournal.com]

OH GOD. UNF.

and "Standing like a man" is my favourite. ♥

[amine-eyes.livejournal.com]

OMG the being rugged photo ... I had never seen that till today! *GLOMP!*

Damn you for distracting me from even TRYING to do my essay ... though it is all Karl's fault :P

*probably doesn't help that I listened to Lady and the Tramp "he's a tramp" while seeing these pics xD*

[greenteaduck.livejournal.com]

HOW IS HE SO PERFECT!?!

What an adorable dork<333

[thalialunacy.livejournal.com]

I LOVE THIS PICSPAM SO MUCH THAT I'M MEM-ING IT *AND* CREATIING A PDF OF IT. LOL HOPE YOU DON'T MIND. YOU TOTALLY FUCKING ROCK.

ALL THE KARL LOVE EVARRRRR <333333333333333

[norfolkdumpling.livejournal.com]

Followed your link on ontd_startrek and just wanted to say how glad I am that I did! This has given me a great giggle - thanks!

Standing like a man who loves Chris Pine is about where I lost it. *g*

"How about that? Karl Urban's Hammer Pants."

[li-ll.livejournal.com]

This is brill, bb! Thank you thank you thank you! I is totally mem'ing it <3

( I also can't believe I watched the karaoke clip TWICE. That is the power you have over me, Karl-Heinz XD )