BIRTHDAY SEKS

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OMG BBS I HAD THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!! Thanks so much for all of the birthday wishes and comments and messages!!! You all rock so hard and I feel so loved!!

AND I NEED TO SHARE THE LOVE!

aliassmith wrote me Bedtime Stories, a truly Pinto-licious fic complete with delicious anticipation and hot sexins!!!!! Go read!

beedlebarg wrote me Flaming Hearts, a delicious Harlequin-style Pinto that made my heart pound beneath my bodice and my loins thrum with forbidden passions. Go read!

gryffin_draco posted Domestic Issues - Cleaning, some lovely Pinto porn that makes me want to go make a mess all over Zach's house, leading to hot sexy times. Go read!

Speaking of Zach's house, ashleyj28 gave me Creeper Pine. Hey Chris! Is there room next to you outside our boy Zach's window???? :-D

verizonhorizon made me an adorable Pinto macro, and ladyblahblah started a WIP in my name (fitting. also, i give you full leave to harass her until it's finished.) :-D

halfbreedchild entertained me for hours as I neglected my excel spreadsheets and we fueled the flames of each others' insanity. She also made me some sweetass macros and told me that Zach would go straight for me. I promptly entered a fantasy world, and the only thing that could bring me back was proof that Zach and Chris are in love....

WELL WELL WELL....IT JUST SO HAPPENS THAT missestrella PROVIDED JUST THAT IN THE FORM OF
THIS AMAZING VIDEO - PINTO - DON'T STOP BELIEVIN'!!!!
Go watch it immediately, tear up a little, grin like an idiot, and leave missestrella some love for keeping the tinhat factories in business and for reminding us of the joy of bromances and the pleasant buzz of underlying sexual tension.

DID I MISS ANYTHING????

ETA: OMG, i can't believe i almost forgot - Zachary Quinto brought Stoner Zach to life just for me in Bright Side. And a thousand screaming fangirls. And, like, theater people or some shit. Whatever. IT WAS ALL FOR ME.

And there was a party at ontd_pinto!

Okay, NOW did I forget anything????



My brother also got me some awesome presents - he has connections at Rolling Stone, so he got me...THE BACK ISSUES OF RS WITH JOHNNY DEPP ON THE COVER!!!!





Excuse me while I clean the drool off my keyboard...

Fittingly, he also gave me rum :-D

And my husband came through for me as well :-D For starters, he upgraded my computer with more RAM and memory so that I can more fully participate in party posts (k, maybe he didn't know that was the reason...but i think he kinda did.)

Secondly, he had 24 CUPCAKES DELIVERED TO MY OFFICE!!!! OMG. I AM STILL EATING THEM. ALSO THIS OLD GUY WHO PROBABLY DOESN'T EVEN WORK IN MY OFFICE HAS STOPPED BY MY DESK TWO DAYS IN A ROW TO EAT THEM.

BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY, HE GOT ME.....



AND



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OMG! HE LOVES ME!!! HE ENCOURAGES THIS SHIT, BBS!

HE WANTS ME TO EAT CUPCAKES AND BE OBSESSED WITH STAR TREK!!! IS HE NOT THE BEST?


IN CONCLUSION -
DIRTY THIRTY: THE BEST INTERNET AND RL BIRTHDAY A GIRL COULD HAVE.

*HUMPS F-LIST SO HARD*

I hope everyone is celebrating Cinco de Mayo tonight as I am - by eating cupcakes and drinking too many margaritas. CHEERS! ADIOS!