LOL I love you and this fic! I had my suspicions that it was you.
Exhibit A: “That was awesome. Wanna play Wii?”
Exhibit B: “No, fucker, my dick hurts.”
“Ohhh…because of my magic hands?”
“Yes. Your magic hands gave me a magic boner. Can you lift your ass up for a sec?”
Exhibit C: “That was somewhat embarrassing,” he mumbled when he caught his breath. He turned to face Chris, who was looking at him expectantly. “I’m trying to feel bad about it, I really am,” Zach said, and Chris laughed. Zach saw a gleam in Chris’s eye and he groaned. “You’re gonna fuck me now, aren’t you?”
Okay, those were my favorite parts, and also the entire ground coffee BEANS scene and: “Chris,” Zach murmured into his hair. “Please, baby, just let me put the tip-“ LET HIM, CHRIS. LET HIM JUST HHHHHHNNNNNGGGGGG PUT THE TIP IN. LET HIM PUT WHATEVER HE WANTS IN THERE.
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Exhibit A: “That was awesome. Wanna play Wii?”
Exhibit B: “No, fucker, my dick hurts.”
“Ohhh…because of my magic hands?”
“Yes. Your magic hands gave me a magic boner. Can you lift your ass up for a sec?”
Exhibit C: “That was somewhat embarrassing,” he mumbled when he caught his breath. He turned to face Chris, who was looking at him expectantly. “I’m trying to feel bad about it, I really am,” Zach said, and Chris laughed. Zach saw a gleam in Chris’s eye and he groaned. “You’re gonna fuck me now, aren’t you?”
Okay, those were my favorite parts, and also the entire ground coffee BEANS scene and: “Chris,” Zach murmured into his hair. “Please, baby, just let me put the tip-“ LET HIM, CHRIS. LET HIM JUST HHHHHHNNNNNGGGGGG PUT THE TIP IN. LET HIM PUT WHATEVER HE WANTS IN THERE.
So *ahem* yeah.