So wait-- you mixed Pinto-has-the-drunk-sex with your Pinto-Trekkies verse? THAT'S IT. *throws hands in the air* I OFFICIALLY LOVE YOU. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED TO HEAR? You are KILLING me with this.


But since you own my soul now and everything, I'm gonna have to ask for something in return...

“You know what we gotta do next time, right?” Zach whispered in his ear.

Chris somehow summoned enough energy to say, “Don’t even think about it, Zach. You’re not going anywhere near my butt.”

...Hmm. We'll see.

You know. Whenever you're ready ;)