I gave a ridiculous squeal when I saw this posted. Girl, you are KILLING ME. This is HILARIOUS. I was snickering like an idiot from the first few lines and this:

LtCmdrZach: yed
LtCmdrZach: yes

Made me laugh SO HARD I woke up my guest, oops.

He’d been worried about the taste, had tried to see what it was like, licking the palm of his hand after touching himself, but that had just tasted like hand, so he still hadn’t really known what to expect.

OH MY GOD. Chris is fucking ADORABLE.

I LOVE THIS. SO, SO MUCH!