“Unspoken rule of the Pine-Quinto household,” he said, pointing across the table. “We do not mention the dubious quality of Papa’s early filmography.”

Truly, this is the key to peace in the Pinto home. Good gravy, could you imagine trying to raise children with some of your most embarrassing moments preserved on film for all time? Awww, I love Chris being so reluctant to let the kids go into acting... and Zach bringing those endorphins! ;o)