“Fuck, so…tingly,” Zach said, closing his eyes as Chris tongued at his slit. “So minty fresh.”

Gotta love the dirty (clean?) talk ;)

Just when I was debating whether or not the sex was getting stale in Pintoland (and now that I've written that I realise that's a horrible phrase. Stale sex? Just... ew), you come up with this and open up a whole new world of household product sexings. Ahthankyou :D