“Then I asked him how much you paid him to tell me that, and he said two hundred dollars.”
right there i clapped my hand over my mouth, literally, to keep from bursting out laughing.

“Did you hold the phone next to your zipper so I could hear it?”
“Yup.”
“That is so hot.”
“I got moves.”

and there, too. these two are more than adorable together! very glad you continued. :)